The action figures for 6 year olds under 20 dollarsReal Cyberpunk Fakebook, by St. Jude, R.U. Sirius

and Bart Nagel (C)1995 Ken Goffman and Jude Milhon

This file contains the first three and half chapters.

From Michael

>>I changed a few spaces here and there to make it look better onscreen,>>let me know if you have any suggestions, corrections, additions, etc.

From Jude

orright, michael: i played with the formatting. it's HELL to make things lookgood in ASCII, but it looks bettah.

okay, michael, stand back… here it comes….

i'm sending cybpunk fakebook as a MIME-encoded attachmentAND a paste-in…

look out…. it's terribly silly….

Dear Michael Hart and Project Gutenberg:

This text comes over a little odd in ASCII. Like MONDO2000—the zine we made infamous— this book relies on its wackedlayout and bizarre illustrations for much of its meaning, notto say charm.

And it was difficult to figure what should be considered thefirst chapter, for obvious reasons. I think the firstchapter really includes Section II,but never mind. Here it is, the beginning of…

(Editor: Character Plush)

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